Tuesday, July 11, 2006

WoW Philippines

Despite the fact that I’m quite serious with my life [as you may well notice with my posts], I do have the occasional crazy thoughts that accompany me by.

I was just thinking just now on how to uplift the tourism industry in this country. Well, to you readers out there, Philippines is a very beautiful country [and I cannot emphasize that more] but we do have the occasional bad rep outside our shores.

You name it, we have it [I hope my fellow Filipino will not hate me for this]:

  • Terrorism- yet thank Heavens this is still under control

  • Corruption- do not start with me with this issue and I will just gag with contempt

  • Natural disaster- Mother Nature simply hates us

  • Prostitution and drugshmmm all countries have that problem

  • Pollution- we breath smog in the city

  • Poverty- ‘nuff said

Well, as a frustrated advertiser, I was pondering recently that instead of trying so hard to quick fix these problems stated above, why not add a little bit of humor to our advertising strategy in enticing our tourist. So here it goes:

Welcome to the Philippines


World of Wonders

If you are a thrill seeker looking for an exotic all-time adventure, try Philippines.

  • Fool around with the terrorist as you climb towering mountains to protect dear life. It's a cat and mouse chase that will leave your breathless.

  • Discover how long the red tape really is and you will be amazed playing our number one game called BUREAUCRACY.

  • Landslides, Typhoons, Floods, Volcanic Eruptions, Malarial Diseases and many more. It’s a disaster theme park all rolled into one.

A total Adrenaline Rush!

Get off the couch and experience life to its fullest.

It’s a roller coaster ride of FUN and FEAR

What are you waiting for; contact your nearest travel agency NOW!



So what do you think? Angry comments are welcome * gulp!*

11 Comments:

Blogger His suzy said...

I'm not sure how many would actually want to take You up on it, but it's pretty funny!

9:25 PM  
Blogger Ymir said...

did that came from fed-up emotions? hehe.

ang hirap daw kasi sa media sa pinas is that the good news are being downplayed and the bad ones are being sansationalized.

try reading this:
http://www.goodnewspilipinas.com/

12:41 AM  
Blogger j said...

ha ha I still love our country, no matter what.

10:03 AM  
Blogger vic said...

Jef, you forgot something most average tourist is concern about; the cost. Add that one extra thing along this line "at a fraction of a cost compares to Iraq". he he

12:07 AM  
Blogger cruise said...

grabe ang lupet! akala ko wala na ngang pag-asa ang Pilipinas sa tourism, ako mismo hirap na hirap mag tour sa PInas dahil sa mga nauna mong nabanggit, pero sa ginawa mo... mukhang naging nakapa exciting ang pamamasyal sa lupang hinirang... mabuhay ka! pwede ko bang gamitin yung adversitement mo sa mga friends ko?? hehe

3:09 PM  
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