Monday, September 04, 2006

Random Musing


~ A certain guy in our office, a very homely fellow (not to sound conceited), commented on how a woman MUST look like to pass his standards. He vividly described in demeaning details the qualities that his woman must have. My eyes just rolled and my stomach churned when I glanced his face. If I was a woman, he will be lucky if I’m within his peripheral vision.


~ Whoever thought that adding ‘women’ as one of the vices of man is one hell of a raging bastard. Women, Booze and Cigarette: The three main combo for an average Joe. That’s really unfair, don’t you think.


~ When buddies extrapolate their carnal adventures with woman like a big open season hunt, the first thing that comes to my mind is the way their mother’s brought them up…and after that, pity to the one who will fall and marry these knuckleheads.


~ Sometimes, its women’s fault that they were treated without an ounce of respect. Gurls! Not because you have it, you flaunt it…and darn, you do know how to flaunt it. And if men will whistle and drool, you act *** with two finger snaps *** as if you haven’t thought that wearing a shirt with a plunging neckline or a skirt the size of a bonnet will not cause a time warp for the testosterone infested co-specie.


~ Many married men act as if they are still single and women… are in dire need to buy a clue. If your boyfriend has secrets the size of pentagon, good chances are he is either gay or married, and he being gay is a far far better option.


17 Comments:

Blogger tin-tin said...

so what's with the woman musing? :)

1:04 PM  
Anonymous karol said...

Whoever though that adding ‘woman’ as one of the vices of man is one hell of a raging bastard. Women, Booze and Cigarette: The three main combo for an average Joe. That’s really unfair, don’t you think.

--> ye! this is so true! dapat sex, drugs, and violence na lang. haha! kidding. =D

1:06 PM  
Blogger atticus said...

there are days i appreciate lorena bobbit: as a reminder to men that women have limits and can strike back.

nga pala, ang guwapo ng officemate mo, ha?

6:00 PM  
Anonymous gbert said...

i remember there was a survey conducted among american men, they prefer money over women... well, it only translates they can have women all they want with their money... and for that women means sex... women should really know how to protect themselves, that is if they really respect themselves... so far i still believe madami pa rin naman na mababait na babae, especially pinays

7:02 PM  
Blogger vic said...

When we were young and "raging" we talked about Raquel Welch and Linda Lovelace. Now we talked whether to retie in Pinas, stay here or split it, or if our knees could still do the walk, forget all about the other 'stuff'. but then again i heard about the advantage of science about bringing back the 'youth'..is that true? better zoom to doc..

7:07 PM  
Blogger vic said...

erratum; retire in pinas; advangement in science. sorrry about that young. you know how things when you tend to forget even your age.

7:10 PM  
Blogger _ice_ said...

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8:40 PM  
Blogger _ice_ said...

men and women have the same role in society, they need each other..

ndi naman masyado mataas standard ko. kaya gurl drop nyo na sa blog ko yong resume nyo kelangan mayaman, may kotse, hot,sexy,horny, maputi makinis... hehehe joke lng po

8:42 PM  
Anonymous snglguy said...

I thought it was "Wine, Women, and Song"?

I wish for once, a woman would whistle and drool over me.... just once.

9:23 PM  
Blogger Estupidormitorian Neil said...

I respect women.

3:41 AM  
Blogger Linguist-in-Waiting said...

maraming versions ng trio of vices:

Alak, Babae, Sugal
Wine, Women, Song

dalawa lang pala...

But the curious thing is, the second one was around even during the 1800s. It was actually the title of a waltz by Johann Strauss.

4:26 AM  
Blogger rHo said...

"Sometimes, its women’s fault that they were treated without an ounce of respect. Gurls! Not because you have it, you flaunt it…and darn, you do know how to flaunt it. And if men will whistle and drool, you act *** with two finger snaps *** as if you haven’t thought that wearing a shirt with a plunging neckline or a skirt the size of a bonnet will not cause a time warp for the testosterone infested co-specie."

sobrang naniniwala ako! hindi naman masama yung magsuot ng mga ganon pero nasa pagdadala pa rin yan kung kagalang-galang o style ewan ba! db?! hehehe... bsta, ok na ok pa rin sa akin ang pagiging simple! hehehe!

9:10 AM  
Blogger Rey said...

hahaha... Galit ka pare ah.
Married men are men, no matter what. And we still feel attraction, as the beast that we are. The trick is how you handle your attraction. It's okay to admire, but it's not okay to fuck around. Simple as that. Unfortunately, some guys just have the libidos bigger than common sense, and wore their brains i ntheir crotch.

10:28 AM  
Blogger cruise said...

bakit kasi daming di nakokontento sa isa? dito sa ofc namin daming adik, sana mabasa nila ang post mo para magtino sila ;)

11:39 AM  
Blogger Ymir said...

i had friends before who even rank their "prospects". funny.

9:51 AM  
Blogger VegasFilAmGuy said...

Are women equal to men? We each have our own uniqueness. Without the other, we are nonexistent.

1:35 PM  
Blogger jef said...

TIN-TIN: Errr, just a thought that is!

KAROL: Hahah! Tumpak.

ATTICUS: Lorena Bobbit should be the epitome of woman power hehe!

GBERT: Pinays are really everest high-top-of-the-line woman and I couldn't be much prouder that I came out from one.

SIR VIC: Well, do not think twice in retiring here, even how bad the country may seem, I still believe that this is one hell of a paradise (what an irone eh!)

ICE: Horny! Hmmmmm...hahahaha!

SNGLGUY: A woman drool for us, eehh! We could dream though haha!

NEIL: There you go brother! Two thumns up.

LIW: Never thought about that! What the name of that waltz by the way?

RHOANNE: Tama ka, there is a fine line between dressing pretty and dressing trashy.

REY: You got it right, some men indeed think from their crotch that's why we call them d***head hahahaha!

CRUISE: Asus! Ikaw nga diyan eh, maraming chicks hehe!

YMIR: Same here and their ranking was based on bust sizes...

VEGASFILMGUY: I never thought that women are inferior to men, just in the workplace, women are far far better than men. So that speaks somethin'. Thanks for droppin by.

8:52 AM  

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