Random Thoughts

~ I once asked a saleslady at a major department store where the ForEx (Foreign Exchange) is located and she was all smile to reply “Sir! Is that a new brand of shirt?"

~ Though it is acceptable fact that officemates come and go, when they file for a resignation, I still can't help but to feel sad (however annoying they are.) They somehow made their way from my ass all the way to my heart **wink wink***

~ Last song syndrome sucks. I make it sure that when I leave the house, the last song that I will hear will not turn into an earworm. It's pretty bad whistling about a panty liner or singing unconsciously about a detergent bar while riding in a public vehicle.

~ Every time I went peepee in the mall, I always find a close cubicle or otherwise wait for someone else to get out. I never, and I mean NEVER, will be standing again beside some nondescript guy when I am heeding Mother Nature’s call. Why? Well, I once saw another man's wanger accidentally ***shudder**** and it took me days to remove it from my memory.

~ It’s true, we always think that the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, but we fail to realize that maybe the water bill is much, much higher also.

~ In the recent typhoon we had, I never read militant groups (or student activists for that matter) helped out to clean up the mess. Whhhhhhhyyyyy! Because they only want their esophagus to work than have their hands get dirty.

~ The very popular varsity players of our school before are now packing grocery items in our nearby mall. Hmmm...Life’s little surprises.