Friday, July 21, 2006

Crazy Thoughts


~ If our court or the justice system will implement an eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth ruling. I wonder how a rapist will find himself being locked up in a dark dungeon with a hard core criminal who haven’t seen any woman (or man) for ages. I wonder what kind of horror this rapist will face when the tables are turned.


~ Would it be great if we have a “Reality” television like the Big Brother or Survivor in which we will choose a corrupt government official—via the tallying of our votes through our cellphones, to be thrown out at the shark-infested ocean. The lowest vote will be “outed” [aka free dinner to the sharks] and the winner will be pardoned. I believe this show will have a sweeping ratings and I’m pretty darn sure that people who plan to enter politics will think twice…or thrice!


~I would still like to see a product which doesn’t offer any WARRANTIES. Even a diaper nowadays offers one. Come to think of it, a warranty provides a security that in case their product will mess up, the warranty will serve as a buffer for any escalated arguments by their customers. What’s the matter sir? Oh! You mean to say that the diaper cannot absorb all the pee. Sorry for that, here you go, per company’s courtesy…here’s a new pack! Why offer any warranty if you think your product is good, right?


~The legal age directive in smoking or alcohol intake is plain bullshit. The branch of government which regulate it seemed to have a hollow mind in saying that these substances should only be used/taken by “adults” meaning individuals who reached the age of majority—18. Why? Does this mean that they will not be prone to diseases? Or a body which reaches 18 years of age can easily adapt and be immune to the after effects of such habits? Hmmm!


~I just don’t get the point of a two-toned rap music with the yeah’s and ows’ and break it down! Simply read the lyrics of these so called soulful songs and you get a pretty much idea on the verbal capacity of the singer. Wazzzup, yah yeah yeah….yeah right!


~Did you try covering your ears while watching a group of people grooving on the dance floor? Without the music and the beat, they look like an epileptic patient having a major seizure!


…just blabbing aloud!

15 Comments:

Blogger Jinjiruks said...

haha.. wild ideas jeff.. baka magkaroon ng dayaan doon sa big brother.. vote of confidence ba.. force eviction sa mga government officials..

2:54 AM  
Blogger His suzy said...

I like the shark idea for corrupt politicians not just because people would think twice about going into politics, but it might finally be the motivation needed to keep them honest once they do!

5:24 AM  
Anonymous kalories said...

haha! dapat meron din ala-amazing race. =D natuwa naman ako dun sa warranty ng consumer products. crazy thoughts, but may point! :) have a nice day!

8:12 AM  
Blogger vic said...

age limit my foot. nobody listen to such anyways. started smoking and drinking before I knew there was still some use of my (?) other than peeing.

You're right about warrranty though, except one thing, spouses. Warranty should be for life. Return to Papa for exhange, anytime.. hehehe...

9:50 AM  
Blogger cruise said...

alam mo naisip ko na yan dati, sana may PBB na Goverment Officials at mga Aktibista edition, para naman makulong lahat sa bahay ni Kuya ng 100 days at mapayapa naman ang bayan natin at least for 100 days, haha

12:55 PM  
Anonymous carey said...

crazy thoughts? nah, creative siguro mas better pa. i find the last the funniest though, never thought of it before, and you're absolutely tumpak!

4:36 PM  
Anonymous carey said...

Jef, i've been browsing through your archives (i always read them on my first blog hop) and i must say i find your blog smart, funny, inspiring, informative, crazy(?), etc... it's a 'beautiful' compilation of your thoughts... LOL, sorry for the term ha, yan lang talaga ang maisip kong description sa blog mo.

4:56 PM  
Blogger jef said...

Jin: Force eviction rather than impeachment hahaha!

Suzy: Yeah, thinking about the gorry death they will face, they should think first on the unchartered territory they will enter into.

Karol: Thanks for droppin by...just thinking my thoughts outloud hehe

Sir Vic: The warranty on wife thing is a great idea. Instead of a prenupt, why not a warranty clause haha!

Cruise: I agree but let's be logical, 100 days is too short--make it forever hahaha!

Carey: Well, thank you so much. Honestly, when a new reader post a comment, I can't help but to feel validated. At least there are 'gullible' people who read the crappiness of my thoughts hehehe! Thanks again.

8:24 PM  
Anonymous carey said...

jef, thanks for dropping by my blog and tagging yourself with the meme! now it's ur turn! :) btw, thanks rin sa pag-link, will do the same!

11:53 PM  
Blogger j said...

i like your no.2 suggestion Jef!

12:47 AM  
Blogger James said...

Holy Cow..your quite popular!

5:24 AM  
Blogger tin-tin said...

i like the first one. dapat nga ganun ang punishment. kse kung death penalty lang, wala lang. patay sila agad. hehehe.

and about the 18y.o. stuff.. have you read runaway jury by john grisham? it was said there that those who smoked before they werte 18 are the ones who got really hooked-up. and you know what? i asked my friends who are addicted to smoking, and it's true. they started before they were 18 :)

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