Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Filipino Style Transformers







Monday, July 23, 2007

From the Desk of the Infuriated Jef

To The Arrogant Fresh Grad in the Office

This is just an unsolicited advice, OK! If you think your three month training in one of the prestigious auditing firm in the country makes you a far better and more qualified employee than the rest of the peeps, then think again kiddo.

I don't like you bad mouthing the hand that feeds you. If you believe that your level is above the company's standard and that you are paid far below what you can earn outside, then my friend, the door is wide open.

Please! Prove yourself first before you sanctimoniously preach about how Company A or Company B provide a much more salary competition than what you are receiving. You always think about how much money you can earn with the CPA attached to your name. Although, I have the faintest idea that what you're really after is --money. Be careful, that kind of thinking will sap your soul empty.

Invest in experience first my dear diaper trained friend. Those three months you have mentioned meant absolutely nothing. That's just a walk in the park for crying out loud.

So the next time you complain about how much they are underutilizing you, feel free to go. And by the way, the company you were referring to have the following for your taking:

* Night Shift
* Work -- Toxic level

So...take the plunge, eh!

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

What I Have Learned

... the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.

... when you're in love, it shows.

... just one person saying to me, "You've made my day!" makes my day.

... having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.

... being kind is more important than being right.

... you should never say no to a gift from a child.

... I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way.

... no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.

... sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.

... simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.

... life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

... we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.

... money doesn't buy class.

... it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.

... under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.

... the Lord didn't do it all in one day. What makes me think I can?

... to ignore the facts does not change the facts.

... when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you.

... love, not time, heals all wounds.

... the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.

... everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.

... there's nothing sweeter than sleeping with your babies and feeling their breath on your cheeks.

... no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.

... life is tough, but I'm tougher.

... opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.

... when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.

... I wish I could have told my Dad that I love him one more time before he passed away.

... one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.

... a smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.

... I can't choose how I feel, but I can choose what I do about it.

... when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you're hooked for life.

... everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.

... it is best to give advice in only two circumstances; when it is requested and when it is a life threatening situation.

... the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.

-- By Andy Rooney

Monday, July 16, 2007

From the Desk of the Infuriated Jef

To my housemate who lives downstairs:

If you think you own the whole house because you like to be the Mr.Lonely-Man-On-The-Verge-of-Psychosis, then think again weirdo. We DON'T like all! that means, it's US against YOU! I might have liked you before because I thought you are a sensitive soul (just plain weirdo that's all) but you are a backstabbing jerk who made diatribes about your broken umbrella.

Yes! we try our best to make a contribution like making the house clean, if you have the faintest idea what that means. Educated people clean their plates after using it and we don't dumped them in a pail and wait for Santa Clause to clean them up [insert no formal house training]

And Oh! the plastic cover we dabbed on our window (with my OWN money spent) has a pretty particular reason why it was there. You ripping it off is simply insulting. As an Engineer, you surely know what dust cement can do to our lungs and yet with your intelligence compromise, you never think twice removing that dust shield we painstakingly mounted.

The infuriating thing was you have the nerves to ask why the lobby stinks! That's the cat's poop you noodle face, one of the reasons we covered the window. But you know what, the fun starts now because you aggravated the one who had just recovered from lung infections...and he got friends hahaha!

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